Dear Facebook: Create a filter for inappropriate friend requests
Perhaps I'm just reading too much into this, but this is his second friend request and it suggests that he wants to be deflowered by what he considers a semi-successful college graduate/older woman. Gross.
In between coaching Luddites to overcome their technology anxiety, consoling FB stalkers who realize that their crushes can track some of their stalkerish actions through Feed, and gently chastising kids who type e-mails that sound more like texts (idk, my bff Jill?), I fend off underage high schoolers and middle-aged Turkish men (some with profile pictures that clearly date back to the mid-'80s) who attempt to friend me. They cannot type coherent sentences. I feel like the hottest girl at the world's most grammatically-challenged, greasy prom. It's not a good feeling.
I figured I would share some of the Greatest Pending Friend Rejects with you.
In between coaching Luddites to overcome their technology anxiety, consoling FB stalkers who realize that their crushes can track some of their stalkerish actions through Feed, and gently chastising kids who type e-mails that sound more like texts (idk, my bff Jill?), I fend off underage high schoolers and middle-aged Turkish men (some with profile pictures that clearly date back to the mid-'80s) who attempt to friend me. They cannot type coherent sentences. I feel like the hottest girl at the world's most grammatically-challenged, greasy prom. It's not a good feeling.
I figured I would share some of the Greatest Pending Friend Rejects with you.
