I knew Jostens was acquired by Lifetouch Photography in the world of school photo monopoly-empires, but I had no idea you could add an 80's/early '90s theme to your portrait session. Minor photo touch-ups to hide that embarrassing acne flare-up or oilslick of a forehead, yes. Awkward poses requiring you to rest your chin on your hand or fold your arms on a desk or do a leg lunge on a white metal bench? Yep. The world's largest selection of spackled/splatter paint backdrops? Hell yeah! But digitally-created hair that can turn this bald foreign guy into the poor man's Duckie from "Pretty in Pink"? I was not expecting that. Astonishing!
Rate his hair in the comments! Is he still a virgin?
Is this why speed-dating in complete darkness should be an option? Or is this a photo cribbed from a directory of foreign venture capitalists who want to buy an Asian internet bride?
