This is new. I've seen leaning, looping, lurching...but not perching. Forgive me, but I don't know what team you're rooting for -- U$C? McDonald's Special Ketchup & Mustard Team? Carl's Jr. Adidas Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger League? Your pose is so seductive and your soul patch is so enticing that I immediately put down my deep fried apple pie and consider adding you as a Facebook friend. We all know the color combination of red and yellow is proven to increase one's appetite. The plastic-coated flower print tablecloth is a nice accent.
"It's just a food baby, not a beer belly."
Let's talk about your head flair. It's like Goofy's ears mated with one of Grimace's Fry Kids. You know, these creatures:
And then promptly lost an ear because it was lopped off by a hooligan from the opposing sports team. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
